The spam meisters must be hurting, because I'm getting half a dozen robocalls a day from them on both cell and landline, pretending to be the Department of Justice with something blah blah outstanding against me blah blah. The 6:45 a.m. call didn't wake me but the 8:45 one did. Somehow I've forgotten how to reprogram my answering machine's message so I can say 'I no longer take messages on this machine, call me on my cell phone.' Which won't help because they will anyway. But I've turned the ring no. to one. I can't reach the phone in six rings anyway- it's down the hall- but this will stop me being awakened by it.
Mind, something is weird with the cell too. Someone who would happily have done my shift today said she tried to message me on it , but no messages came through. So I had to work with a screaming piriformis and two screaming elbows, and then was caught in a signal failure on the subway which involved a substantial delay and a packed car.
And then I burned my kitchen countertop with a scorched pan, which I didn't think I could do. So the day sucks and I am going to bed.