I can drink half a bottle of wine at home and not feel a thing. But two small glasses in a restaurant buzzes me completely. And so I find myself listening to a song that I swear has the lyrics 'I'm not the monkey, my father is so' and rhymes it with 'junkie' somehow. I heard it, I heard it clear as day, but when I google... nope. Either I mondegreened the thing to all hell and back, or it's some Japanese band singing in English (this was at Japas down the street, where I was the only patron), or I simply wine-hallucinated a whole song.