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Fri May 26th, 2017
 | 09:30 pm - Ballade of Lost Objects
I would like my cell phone case back, but that's been gone for over a year. I would like my velcro leg bandage back because I had it last week. I think it's in the blue shopping bag but I can't find that either. I would like my hedge clippers back; possibly the s-i-l has them, but I think I guarded them more carefully last year.
I do not want the skunks back but there they were- or it was- permeating last night's clammy muggy night air. Skunk smells very much like marijuana, did you know? It's also possible that skunk will deter raccoons: a high price to pay, but I'll take skunk over raccoon any day of the week.
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Things. Things wander. Things get themselves lost. Blasted things. The malice of inanimate objects is only too much attested. Sorry, couldn't get that one out of my head. Apologies. I didn't know about skunks and marijuana, but have filed the knowledge in case it comes in handy. Like Sherlock Holmes. It has to be after the skunk smell has faded a bit because there's no mistaking it in the first fine careless spray. |
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