mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
flemmings

Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply heating cream to your aching shoulders *afterwards*.

Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Nivea cream to your dry hands *afterwards*.

Mindfulness fail: if you intend to put your lenses in, apply Voltaren to your twinging elbows *afterwards*.

This is why I didn't wear my lenses today.

Also: if you're wondering why you're so cold at night in spite of the heat being on, it's maybe because the cold moist air humidifier is blowing its little wind directly at your bed.
Tags: health, rl_16
Subscribe

  • (no subject)

    Dentist appointment today, in spite of flailing through snowdrifts to get to cabs, at least got me a good half hour of conversation with the…

  • (no subject)

    Buoyed by my shopping trip last week, today I rollatored the equal distance to the laundromat to wash my duvet cover. Then walked the two blocks down…

  • (no subject)

    My clean life resolution lasted about two days. It's obvious I'm not going to survive this winter without gin, because the acupuncture, muscle…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 4 comments