All this, and possible squirrels in the roof.
Am going to bed.
(No I'm not. I'll be up at 3 if I do, and being awake at 5 this morning was bad enough.)
(And seriously, I *remember* my brother saying they had squirrels in the walls between the back bedroom and the bathroom, precisely where I think I have mine, but he says no he never did and no they never did. Am losing it big time.)