mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
flemmings

I find this charming

marrael makes up names for non-existent rocks:

Klodstite: The crystal that helps you lose weight.
Goflykite: The crystal that tells other people to buzz off.
Traphiklite: The crystal you carry for safe travels.
Holmetite: The crystal for safety and security.
Isntrite: The crystal useful for proofreaders and fact checkers. Caution: Makes all minor errors jump out at you. ;)

Can be followed at #madeupcrystals on twitter if you do that sort of thing.
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