mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
flemmings

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves

And this is how it goes:

I cannot write this fic without booze
I cannot write this fic without chocolate.
I cannot write this fic without Pepsi.
I cannot write this fic without clear vision in my left eye.
I cannot write this fic without sunshine and blue skies.
I cannot write this fic without clear vision in my right eye.
I cannot write this fic without cool weather.
I cannot write this fic without a month off work so I can write until 3 am every night.
I cannot write this fic without everyone else having a month off work so I know they won't call me at 7 am and ask me to work for them.
I cannot write this fic without permission to eat anything I want in any quantities I want.
I cannot write this fic without dry sinuses, clear lungs, well-oiled wrist-joints, limber shoulders and eight hours' sleep a night.
I cannot write this fic without poetic inspiration.
I cannot write this fic without erotic inspiration.
I cannot write this fic without absolute confidence in the story, divine certainty about its quality, and muses whispering the next line in my ear as I type.
I cannot write this fic.
I cannot write this fic.
I cannot write this fic.
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