mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
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In the classic tradition of The Pooh Perplex...

Goodnight Moon.

In Queer Theory, the bunny’s final admonishment—"goodnight noises everywhere"—represents his full on embrace of a heteronormative lifestyle and a rejection of his "deviant" thoughts, probably about the kittens with the mittens.

mjj note: This is a grave misreading of the text. The kittens and the mittens have a purely juxtapositional relationship to each other. The kittens do not own the mittens, nor vice versa.

(Thanks to stanking for the FB heads up.)
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