teaberryblue's riff on Cat Steven's Moon Shadow down in the comments (and if you follow that link you don't have to see the extremely disturbing Meat Baby at all):I'M BEING FOLLOWED BY A MEAT BABYThere's even more where that came from.
MEAT BABY, MEAT BABY
AND IF I EVER LOSE MY LEGS
SHIT ITS EYES ARE MADE OF EGGS
AND IF I EVER LOSE MY LEGS
I WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN FROM MEAT BABY NO MORE
