mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
flemmings

This is not a happy day, except for the rain, so have something /laughably/ horrible instead: a meatloaf molded like a baby with a bacon diaper. You want this for teaberryblue's riff on Cat Steven's Moon Shadow down in the comments (and if you follow that link you don't have to see the extremely disturbing Meat Baby at all):
I'M BEING FOLLOWED BY A MEAT BABY
MEAT BABY, MEAT BABY

AND IF I EVER LOSE MY LEGS
SHIT ITS EYES ARE MADE OF EGGS
AND IF I EVER LOSE MY LEGS
I WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN FROM MEAT BABY NO MORE
There's even more where that came from.
Tags: humour, music, verse
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