From someone at fandom_wank_where_else talking about Harry Potter shippers what else:
I know a way to get your ship to rise again. Here's what you need to do:
1) Get as many shippers gathered in a room as possible (a convention or something would be a good place
2) Form a circle
3) Join hands
4) repeat these magic words, getting louder and faster with each recitation
Start with "I"
Then add "Am"
Followed by "Sofa King"
and ending with "we todded"