You know what my Billboard #1 Birthday hit was? I had no idea; I didn't know Billboard *had* chart listings when I was born. But they did. And the #1 hit the week I was born was Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer. Wait, it gets worse. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer sung by Gene Autry.
And you wonder why I've never had any use for music.