Screw the instruction. I haven't been tagged and I'm not tagging anyone else.
Who sleeps in bed next to you?
That's a good question. Every so often my mind slips into an irrational loop and insists I have either a cat or a rabbit somewhere in my vicinity. Used to be 'OMG I forgot to feed/ water the cat/ rabbit!' Now it's 'where's that cat/ rabbit got to in the bed?' I believe my mind is really thinking of my hot water bottle, but if not, the answer to the question is Harvey.
Have you ever lied to a teacher to get out of a deadline?
'Or non parliamo di fatti sì rimoti'-- at this distance I have no idea. Though I suspect I simply didn't write the papers in question.
What kind of books do you read?
Fantasy mostly, some historicals, and the same with manga. The occasional collection of essays and short stories; the occasional mainstream novel, detective story, or YA.
What's your occupation?
What's really creepy?
Vanishing texts. That I remember, that I can *see*, but that aren't where I remember them being.
Who is your celebrity crush?
I don't do celebrities and I'm pretty much over crushes. Squee, sometimes.
What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
No obsessions at the moment, though the latest events in 100 Demons could start me down the slippery slope thereof. Various Old Reliables are reliable, fortunately.
What are you listening to right now?
An airplane outside. And now it's gone, replaced by blessed blessed silence.
What food could you eat every day for weeks and not get sick of?
My chocolate soy concoction because I do eat it every day, for years, and am still not tired of it. Dempster's caraway rye bread, Second Cup sugar cookies, ham and pickle, Swiss cheese, cold mangoes.
What websites do you always visit when you go online?
Livejournal, Weather Network, The Star.
What are you going to do next year?
I really don't know. Depends on the state of the chassis.
What was the cutest thing you've seen today?
I don't do cute, but Amory's big goofus smile is near the top. (Amory is a baby-turning-toddler with a sweet disposition and the face of a 45 year old professor of English lit. He ought to be wearing tweed jackets and smoking a pipe, and his name is not Amory.)
RL-- none of your business. Fantasy-- totally passive seduction. Very hard to do, I assure you.
What is your zodiac sign?
Capricorn, worse luck.
Do you want to learn another language?
Yes. Preferably one of the ones I've been studying for twenty or twenty-five years.
Five things you can't live without.
Internet. Word Tank. Hot water, in baths and bottles both. Diet Pepsi. Arch supports.
If you could meet anyone now, who would you meet?
mvrdrk and paleaswater, and for interest, my Singaporean FL.
What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
That one's classified.