mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
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So worldserpent says 'Maybe I would read fanfic again if someone wrote a fanfic in the form of some AU Ohnotheydidnt' and then goes on to give her-fandom-specific tabloid style examples. Well, two can play at that game.

PRINCESS JI! WHY DID SHE RUN?!
IN-LAW TROUBLE IN THE ROYAL FAMILY?!

'LONG TIME COMPANION'
WHAT'S KU CHENG *REALLY* GOT UNDER THOSE ROBES?
Smooth-faced 'body servant' is the only one allowed in Gou Jian's bedchamber. What goes on when the lights go out? We tell all!

YUE'S HIGH-LIVING ROYAL WOMEN!
Tang Li's gems and Ya Yu's dancing girls: who pays?

ROYAL TEMPER TANTRUM! FAN LI AND GOU JIAN ON THE OUTS! IS THIS THE END OF YUE'S DYNAMIC DUO??
Fan Li: 'I'm going home to Mother!'
Gou Jian: 'Wouldn't take him back even if he begged me!'

FAN LI- WOULD YOU TRUST THIS MAN WITH YOUR ARMY??
Kinky doings with upper generals: 'Ling Gu Fu happy to have his butt beat,' source reports.

LATE NIGHT SAME-SEX FROLIC TURNS TRAGIC!
KING FOUND UNCONSCIOUS IN THE ARMS OF HIS COUNSELLOR!

'DADDY' AND 'LITTLE BOY'- FU CHAI'S STRANGE SEX FANTASIES!

WEN ZHONG'S SECRET VISITS TO BO PI- PILLOW DIPLOMACY?
Just 'old friends from Chu' or mid-life crisis madness?

CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY! HEI YI MAY BE LISTENING!
No one's safe from Gongsun Xiong's's eavesdropping sneak!

GOU JIAN'S SHIT-EATING GRIN IS THE REAL THING!

FOR SHAME, FU CHAI!
Don't you know who's playing 'games' with your little boy and giving him 'presents'?? Pedophiles are usually someone close to their victims. Look around you!

KING OF WU CAUGHT IN THREESOME!
Says he was 'just viewing the beauties of Yue'

WU ZI XU STARVATION DIET! MEAT ONLY TWICE A WEEK!
Experts say chronic protein deficiency can cause paranoia. Is the PM well enough to remain in office?

JEALOUS GOU JIAN RUNS AMOK!
LASHES OUT AT WIFE, JAILS BEST FRIEND!
WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN YA YU AND FAN LI? XI SHI-- INNOCENT DUPE OR SECRET GO-BETWEEN?

WHO'S THE FATHER OF TANG LI'S BABY??

YA YU'S SECRET HEARTBREAK!
THE QUEEN'S IN THE PALACE, THE KING'S IN THE STABLE-- AND WHERE DOES FAN LI SLEEP? (Hint- look for straw in his beard.)
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