February 4th, 2017

goujun_pissed

Grumpities

1. Eye twitch.

2. Muscle knots in ITB.

3. Woken at 7 am by excited male on phone. 'At 4 am today your card was used to buy $300 worth of beagles and clothes on eBay.' (Thick accent: 'beagles' is what it sounded like.) 'Was that you? Was that someone in your house? When did you use your card last?' Couldn't remember what I last bought online. He goes on about something, I wake up enough to say 'Is this my credit card or my debit?' 'Debit.' 'Which bank?' Minuscule pause. 'TD.' 'I don't have a TD account.' Longer pause, line goes dead.

4. I buy my pants at Mark's Warehouse, always the same brand, in different styles and materials. The cotton 2XL are too tight to sit down in, the rayon 2XL float around me in cool comfort, the velour 2XL have to be rolled up at the waist and the leg because they're two sizes too big.