I can has gall bladdr.
I can has gall-st0nes.
I can has gall-st0nes that get stuck in nek of gall bladdr.
I can has distended gall bladdr.
I can has chronic unhappy crowdy feeling in right abdomen punctuated by stabbity cramps of DOOM.
As Dorothy Parker said, 'Can, hell. Does.'
I can has surgery January 24.
(To which end, fat-free diet no caffeine no dairy no alcohol