OP: Can we please stop using "emo" to describe characters who are justifiably full of angst? Please?
Last response: We can, but we're not going to. Why? Because Hamlet is a whiny little emo bitch, that's why.
Rosencrantz: To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies. You are his heir. You come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his young brother pops onto his throne and into his sheets, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. Now... why exactly are you behaving in this extraordinary manner?
Guildenstern: I can't imagine.