mjj (flemmings) wrote,
mjj
flemmings

Wintermission?

Ha ha ha not quite.

Winopause: "It's the time in Mother Earth's life when some days are warmer than they should be and some days are normal." And the warm days come suddenly and without notice and you sweat buckets.

and because c'est un pays bilangue + obligatory Can.cult.con (Canadian cultural content)

F'hiver: "From faux winter, and pronounced fever as in global warming. We would promote national unity by recognizing Mon Pays...c'est f'hiver from coast to coast despite regional differences in climate change."
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