People are offering home delivery on precooked turkey dinners for our Thanksgiving. Have ordered a turducken dinner at heart stopping prices and keep thinking I ought to cancel it, but the other dinners look very so-so, besides charging for all extras (gravy, cranberry jelly, stuffing if you can have it). Also no guarantee that their turkey isn't a turkey roll. If I'm gonna roll, it'll be something high class like a turducken.
Also annual stock portfolio consultation last Wednesday assures me I have actually made money this year. This cannot last, so I will indulge while I may. Heart stopping turducken is only the price of two meals out at a moderate restaurant with wine and tip, or one and a quarter at my favourite French one.